<!--date script thing --><script type="text/javascript">
<!--
/*
 Java Script Calendar is a small script for web pages which displays current Day of the week, Month, Date and Year along with Holidays notification. Just like this working demo below. It will work with Netscape 2++, Microsoft 3++ and Opera 3++ web browsers.

                                    Tuesday, November 24, 1998    

About 70 holidays from all over the world are displayed by Calendar (if you know other ones, let me know, I will add them). It even calculates Easter Sunday date! To see how it works change the date on your computer to January, 1, for example and re-load the page.

Installation is very simple. Just copy the script below, everything between SCRIPT and SCRIPT tags (including tags themselves) and paste in the place you want it to appear on your page. You can customize the way it looks by changing document.write function arguments just after month names definitions. Java Script Calendar is free without any limitations. Copyright © Eugene Vassiltsov. But please, let me know if you will use it.  http://www.freewarehome.com/add_ons/contact.html

                                    Friday, March 4, 2005

Building on Eugene's excellent work... Odd holidays added by Ryan "Zieak" McFarland www.zieak.com using some of the following resources... http://www.brownielocks.com/month2.html http://homeschooling.about.com/od/fundaycalendars/ and of course http://www.google.com  I did not put all of the holidays that i found in the script.  I tried to put one in for each day but some days simply have nothing going on.  If you find any to add - especially for days that have no holiday please track me down and let me know so i can add them.
*/

 calendar = new Date();
 day = calendar.getDay();
 month = calendar.getMonth();
 date = calendar.getDate();
 year = calendar.getYear();
 if (year < 1000)
 year+=1900
 cent = parseInt(year/100);
 g = year % 19;
 k = parseInt((cent - 17)/25);
 i = (cent - parseInt(cent/4) - parseInt((cent - k)/3) + 19*g + 15) % 30;
 i = i - parseInt(i/28)*(1 - parseInt(i/28)*parseInt(29/(i+1))*parseInt((21-g)/11));
 j = (year + parseInt(year/4) + i + 2 - cent + parseInt(cent/4)) % 7;
 l = i - j;
 emonth = 3 + parseInt((l + 40)/44);
 edate = l + 28 - 31*parseInt((emonth/4));
 emonth--;
 var dayname = new Array ("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday");
 var monthname = 
 new Array ("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December" );
 document.write("<font family=verdana,arial size=2>");
 document.write(dayname[day] + ", ");
 document.write(monthname[month] + " ");
 if (date< 10) document.write("0" + date + ", ");
         else document.write(date + ", ");
 document.write(year + "    <br>");
 // Easter
 if ((month == emonth) && (date == edate)) document.write("Easter Sunday (Western)   ");
 // January
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 1)) document.write("New Year's Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 2)) document.write("National Science Fiction Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 3)) document.write("Festival of Sleep");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 4)) document.write("National Trivia Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 5)) document.write("National Bean Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 6)) document.write("International Respect for Living Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 7)) document.write("I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 8)) document.write("National Bubble Bath Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 9)) document.write("National Static Electricity Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 10)) document.write("Volunteer Fireman's Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 11)) document.write("National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 12)) document.write("National Marzipan Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 13)) document.write("Blame Someone Else Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 14)) document.write("National Dress Up Your Pet Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 15)) document.write("National Hat Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 16)) document.write("National Nothing Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 17)) document.write("Pig Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 18)) document.write("Winnie the Pooh Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 19)) document.write("National Penguin Awareness Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 20)) document.write("Basketball Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 21)) document.write("National Hug Day and Squirrel Appreciation Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 22)) document.write("Answer Your Cat's Question Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 23)) document.write("Measure Your Feet Day and National Pie Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 24)) document.write("Just Do It Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 25)) document.write("Opposite Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 26)) document.write("Toad Hollow Day of Encouragement");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 27)) document.write("National Toilet Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 28)) document.write("National Kazoo Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 29)) document.write("National Puzzle Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 30)) document.write("National Croissant Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 31)) document.write("National Popcorn Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (day == 1) && (date > 14) && (date< 22)) document.write("Martin Luther King's Birthday");
 // February
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 1)) document.write("Serpent Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 2)) document.write("Groundhog Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 3)) document.write("National Men's Grooming Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 4)) document.write("Create a Vacuum Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 5)) document.write("Disaster Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 6)) document.write("Pay a Compliment Day and Zieak's Birthday");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 7)) document.write("Charles Dickens Day and Love Your Robot Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 8)) document.write("Kite Flying Day and Boy Scout Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 9)) document.write("Toothache Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 10)) document.write("Umbrella Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 11)) document.write("White T-Shirt Day, Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk Day, and National Inventor's Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date== 12)) document.write("Lincoln's Birthday");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 13)) document.write("Get a Different Name Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 14)) document.write("St. Valentine's Day and Ferris Wheel Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 15)) document.write("National Gum Drop Day and National Sea Monkey Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 16)) document.write("Do a Grouch a Favor Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 17)) document.write("What Shall I Be? Day and Championship Crab Races Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 18)) document.write("National Battery Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 19)) document.write("National Chocolate Mint Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 20)) document.write("Harry Potter Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 21)) document.write("National Sticky Bun Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 22)) document.write("Washington's Birthday, World Thinking Day, and Be Humble Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 23)) document.write("International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 24)) document.write("National Tortilla Chip Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 25)) document.write("Quiet Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 26)) document.write("National Pistachio Day and National For Pete's Sake Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 27)) document.write("International Polar Bear Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 28)) document.write("Public Sleeping Day and International Floral Design Day");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 29)) document.write("Leap Day");
 // March
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 1)) document.write("Peanut Butter Lover's Day, Pig Day, and Share a Smile Day");

 if ((month == 2) && (date == 2)) document.write("Old Stuff Day and the Birthd<TEXT>ay of Dr. Seuss");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 3)) document.write("What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day, I Want You To Be Happy Day, and National Anthem Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 4)) document.write("Courageous Follower Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 5)) document.write("Stop the Clocks Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 6)) document.write("National Frozen Food Day and Learn What Your Name Means Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 7)) document.write("Name Tag Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 8)) document.write("Be Nasty Day, Middle Name Pride Day, and Farmer's Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 9)) document.write("Panic Day and Barbie's Birthday");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 10)) document.write("Merry March Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 11)) document.write("Johnny Appleseed Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 12)) document.write("Plant a Flower Day and Fireside Chat Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 13)) document.write("Jewel Day and Open an Umbrella Indoors Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 14)) document.write("National Potato Chip Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 15)) document.write("Everything You Think Is Wrong Day and Absolutely Incredible Kid Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 16)) document.write("Everything You Do Is Right Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 17)) document.write("St. Patrick's Day and Submarine Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 18)) document.write("National Buzzard Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 19)) document.write("Poultry Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 20)) document.write("Rotten Sneaker Day and Big Bird's Birthday");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 21)) document.write("National Flower Day, Fragrance Day, and Children's Poetry Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 22)) document.write("National Goof-Off Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 23)) document.write("National Chip and Dip Day and Toast Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 24)) document.write("National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 25)) document.write("Waffle Day and Pecan Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 26)) document.write("Make Up Your Own Holiday Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 27)) document.write("National Joe Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 28)) document.write("Something On a Stick Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 29)) document.write("National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 30)) document.write("I Am In Control Day and Doctor's Day");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 31)) document.write("Bunsen Burner Day and Tarter Day");
 // April
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 1)) document.write("April Fools' Day and Sorry Charlie Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 2)) document.write("National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day and One Cent Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 3)) document.write("National Find-A-Rainbow Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 4)) document.write("National Reading a Roadmap Day and Tell-a-lie Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 5)) document.write("National Fun At Work Day and National Mule Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 6)) document.write("National Caramel Popcorn Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 7)) document.write("National No Housework Day and National Tartan Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 8)) document.write("International Bird Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 9)) document.write("National Chicken Little Awareness Day and Name Yourself Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 10)) document.write("Stories Day and Golfer's Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 11)) document.write("National Barbershop Quartet Day and Dandelion Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 12)) document.write("Look Up At the Sky Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 13)) document.write("Blame Somebody Else Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 14)) document.write("Moment of Laughter Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 15) && (day != 0)) document.write("Income Tax Day,   ");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 16) && (day == 1)) document.write("Income Tax Day ");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 15)) document.write("Rubber Eraser Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 16)) document.write("National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 17)) document.write("National Blah Blah Blah Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 18)) document.write("International Jugglers Day, Pet Owners Independence Day, and Look-Alike Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 19)) document.write("Garlic Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 20)) document.write("Astronomy Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 21)) document.write("Kindergarten Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 22)) document.write("Earth Day and National Jelly Bean Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 23)) document.write("National Cherry Cheesecake Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 24)) document.write("National Pigs-In-A-Blanket Day and Plumber's Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 25)) document.write("National Zucchini Bread Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 26)) document.write("National Pretzel Day and Hug an Australian Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 27)) document.write("National Hairball Awareness Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 28)) document.write("Kiss-Your-Mate Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 29)) document.write("National Zipper Day and National Puppetry Day");
 if ((month == 3) && (day == 0) && (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Begins");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 30)) document.write("National Honesty Day");
 // May
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 1)) document.write("May Day, Save the Rhino Day, and Mother Goose Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 2)) document.write("Lumpy Rug Day, and Space Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 3)) document.write("National Hoagie Day and Hug Your Cat Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 4)) document.write("Beverage Day and Kite Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 5)) document.write("Cinco de Mayo and National Cartoonist Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 6)) document.write("National No Diet Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 7)) document.write("National Roasted Leg of Lamb Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 8)) document.write("Day of Thought Day and No Socks Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 9)) document.write("National Butterscotch Brownie Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 10)) document.write("Clean Up Your Room Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 11)) document.write("Trust Your Intuition Day and Twilight Zone Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 12)) document.write("National Limerick Day and Mother Ocean Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 13)) document.write("National Apple Pie Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 14)) document.write("Astronomy Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 15)) document.write("National Chocolate Chip Day and Straw Hat Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 16)) document.write("Wear Purple For Peace Day and Love a Tree Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 17)) document.write("Pack Rat Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 18)) document.write("Visit Your Relatives Day and Rooster Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 19)) document.write("National Do Dah Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 20)) document.write("Flower Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (day == 0) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Mother's Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 21)) document.write("National Waitresses/Waiters Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 22)) document.write("Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 23)) document.write("National Turtle Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (day == 1) && (date > 24)) document.write("Memorial Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 24)) document.write("National Escargot Day and Morning Radio Wise Guy Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 25)) document.write("National Tap Dance Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 26)) document.write("National Blueberry Cheesecake Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 27)) document.write("National Jazz Day and National Ancestor Honor Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 28)) document.write("National Hamburger Day and Whale Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 29)) document.write("End Of The Middle Ages Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 30)) document.write("My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 31)) document.write("Speak in Complete Sentences Day and National Macaroon Day");
 // June
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 1)) document.write("National Trails Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 2)) document.write("Heirloom Seeds Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 3)) document.write("National Chimborazo Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 4)) document.write("Cheese Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 5)) document.write("World Environment Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 6)) document.write("D-Day and National Applesauce Cake Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 7)) document.write("Daniel Boone Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 8)) document.write("National Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 9)) document.write("International Young Eagles Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 10)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY TODAY");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 11)) document.write("Kamehameha (Hawaii)");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 12)) document.write("Magic Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 13)) document.write("National Juggling Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 14)) document.write("Flag Day, Family History Day, and Pop Goes the Weasel Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 15)) document.write("Join Hands Day and Power of a Smile Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 16)) document.write("Stewarts Root Beer Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 17)) document.write("Watergate Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 18)) document.write("International Picnic Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 19)) document.write("National World Sauntering Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 20)) document.write("National Dick Tracy Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 21)) document.write("Summer Solstice and Take Your Dog to Work Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 22)) document.write("Anniversary of the establisment of the Department of Justice");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 23)) document.write("Let It Go Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 24)) document.write("St. Jean Baptiste Day and Log Cabin Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 25)) document.write("National Columnists Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 26)) document.write("National Decide to Be Married Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 27)) document.write("National Orange Blossom Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 28)) document.write("National Tapioca Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 29)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY TODAY");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 30)) document.write("Zaire Independence Day and National Descendants Day");
 if ((month == 5) && (day == 0) && (date > 15) && (date< 24)) document.write("Father's Day");
 // July
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 1)) document.write("Canada Independence Day and International Joke Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 2)) document.write("I Forgot Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 3)) document.write("Compliment Your Mirror Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 4)) document.write("Independence Day (USA) and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 5)) document.write("Phineas Barnum's Birthday");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 6)) document.write("Cherry Popover Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 7)) document.write("Chocolate Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 8)) document.write("First Public Reading of the Constitution Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 9)) document.write("Sugar Cookie Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 10)) document.write("Don't Step on a Bee Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 11)) document.write("Swimming Pool Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 12)) document.write("Etch-a-sketch Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 13)) document.write("National Skeptics Day and International Puzzle Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 14)) document.write("Bastille Day (France) and Sodbuster Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 15)) document.write("Town Criers Day and Hugging day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 16)) document.write("Get Out of the Doghouse Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 17)) document.write("National Ice Cream Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 18)) document.write("Cow Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 19)) document.write("Bacon Appreciation Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 20)) document.write("Wrong Way Corrigan Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 21)) document.write("Monkey Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 22)) document.write("National Rat Watcher's Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 23)) document.write("Health & Happiness with Hypnosis Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 24)) document.write("National Cousins Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 25)) document.write("Merry-Go-Round Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 26)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY TODAY");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 27)) document.write("Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 28)) document.write("National Soap Box Derby Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 29)) document.write("Rocket Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 30)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY TODAY");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 31)) document.write("All American Soap Box Derby Day and Mutt Day");
 // August
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 1)) document.write("Confederation Day (Switzerland) and Sport's Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 2)) document.write("National Friendship Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 3)) document.write("National Watermelon Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 4)) document.write("National Sisters Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 5)) document.write("Picnic Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 6)) document.write("National Fresh Breath Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 7)) document.write("Raspberries and Cream Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 8)) document.write("National Admit You're Happy Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 9)) document.write("International Day of the World's Indigenous People and Veep Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 10)) document.write("Independence Day (Ecuador) and Garage Sale Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 11)) document.write("National Kool-Aid Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 12)) document.write("Vinyl Record Day and International Youth Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 13)) document.write("National Left-handers Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 14)) document.write("National Financial Awareness Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 15)) document.write("Independence Day (India) and National Relaxation Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 16)) document.write("Joke Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 17)) document.write("Pencil Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 18)) document.write("Bad Poetry Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 19)) document.write("National Aviation Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 20)) document.write("National Radio Day and The Moon's Birthday");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 21)) document.write("Crazy Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 22)) document.write("Be An Angel Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 23)) document.write("International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 24)) document.write("Strange Music Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 25)) document.write("Kiss-And-Make-Up Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 26)) document.write("National Make Your Own Lucky Day Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 27)) document.write("The Duchess Who Wasn't Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 28)) document.write("National Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 29)) document.write("More Herbs and Less Salt Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 30)) document.write("National Toasted Marshmallow Day");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 31)) document.write("National Box Car Day");
 // September
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 1)) document.write("Discovery of the Titanic Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 2)) document.write("Celebrate the end of WWII Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 3)) document.write("Celebrate Frederick Douglass' Freedom Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 4)) document.write("Newspaper Carriers Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 5)) document.write("Be Late For Something Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 6)) document.write("Read A Book Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 7)) document.write("Brazillian Independence Day and Grandma Moses Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 8)) document.write("Celebrate Pregnant Women Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 9)) document.write("Teddy Bear Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 10)) document.write("Sew Be It Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 11)) document.write("National Neighborhood Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 12)) document.write("Video Games Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 13)) document.write("Helicopter Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 14)) document.write("National Cream-filled Donut Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 15)) document.write("Respect <TEXT>for the Aged Day (Japan), Born to be Wild Day and Felt Hat Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 16)) document.write("Mexican Independence Day and Collect Rocks Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 17)) document.write("Citizens Day"); 
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 18)) document.write("National Play-doh Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 19)) document.write("National Butterscotch Pudding Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 20)) document.write("Hollywood Magic Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 21)) document.write("Miniature Golf Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 22)) document.write("National Elephant Appreciation Day and National Dear Diary Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 23)) document.write("Checkers Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 24)) document.write("National Cherries Jubilee Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 25)) document.write("National One Hit Wonders Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 26)) document.write("National Good Neighbor Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 27)) document.write("Ancestor Appreciation Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 28)) document.write("National Strawberry Cream Pie Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 29)) document.write("National Goose Day");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 30)) document.write("Celebrate Babe Ruth's homerun record day");
 if ((month == 8) && (day== 1)&& (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Labor Day (USA)");
 // October
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 1)) document.write("German Reunufication (1990)");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 10)) document.write("Health-Sports Day (Japan)");
 if ((month == 9) && (day == 1) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Columbus Day (USA)");
 if ((month == 9) && (day == 0) && (date > 24) && (date< 31)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Ends");
 if ((month == 9) && (day == 0) && (date == 31)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Ends<BR>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 24)) document.write("United Nations Day");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 31)) document.write("Halloween");
 // November
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 1)) document.write("All Saints Day and National Author's Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 2)) document.write("All Souls Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 3)) document.write("Culture Day (Japan) and National Cliche Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 4)) document.write("National Chicken Lady Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 5)) document.write("Sadie Hawkins Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 6)) document.write("Saxophone Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 7)) document.write("Hug a Bear Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 8)) document.write("National Abet and Aid Punsters Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 9)) document.write("Vietnam Veterans Memorial Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 10)) document.write("Return Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 11)) document.write("Veteran's Day (USA),    Remembrance Day (Canada)");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 12)) document.write("Chicken Soup for the Soul Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 13)) document.write("National World Kindness Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 14)) document.write("Educational Support Personnel Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 15)) document.write("America Recycles Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 16)) document.write("Sadie Hawkins Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 17)) document.write("Take a Hike Day and Homemade Bread Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 18)) document.write("Mickey Mouse Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 19)) document.write("Have a Bad Day Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 20)) document.write("Name your PC Day and Revolution Day (Mexico)");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 21)) document.write("World Hello Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 22)) document.write("Cheesestick Appreciation Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 23)) document.write("National Cashew Day and Labor Thanksgiving Day (Japan)");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 24)) document.write("D.B. Cooper Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 25)) document.write("National Parfait Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 26)) document.write("International Aura Awareness Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 27)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 28)) document.write("Make Your Own Head Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 29)) document.write("Square Dance Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 30)) document.write("Stay at Home Because You're Well Day");
 if ((month == 10) && (day == 4) && (date > 23) && (date< 30)) document.write("Thanksgiving (USA)");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 30) && (day == 4)) document.write("Thanksgiving (USA)");
 // December
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 1)) document.write("Eat a Red Apple Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 2)) document.write("National Fritters Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 3)) document.write("Coats for Kids Day and International Day of Disabled Persons");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 4)) document.write("Wear Brown Shoes Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 5)) document.write("National Sacher Torte Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 6)) document.write("National Gazpacho Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 7)) document.write("National Cotton Candy Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 8)) document.write("National Brownie Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 9)) document.write("Personal Passion Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 10)) document.write("Human Rights Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 11)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 12)) document.write("Poinsettia Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 13)) document.write("Violins Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 14)) document.write("International Shareware Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 15)) document.write("National Lemon Cupcake Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 16)) document.write("National Chocolate Covered Anything Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 17)) document.write("Underdog Day and Wright Brothers Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 18)) document.write("Bake Cookies Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 19)) document.write("Oatmeal Muffin Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 20)) document.write("Games Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 21)) document.write("Winter Solstice, National Hamburger Day, National Flashlight Day, and Look at the Bright Side Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 22)) document.write("Abilities Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 23)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 24)) document.write("Christmas Eve and National Egg Nog Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 25)) document.write("Christmas and National Pumpkin Pie Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 26)) document.write("Boxing Day and National Whiners Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 27)) document.write("NO HOLIDAY");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 28)) document.write("Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 29)) document.write("Still Need To Do Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 30)) document.write("No Interruptions Day");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 31)) document.write("New Year's Eve, Unlucky Day and Make Up Your Mind Day");
 document.write("<br>");
//-->
 </script><!--end of date script thing -->
