A few weeks ago i was walking down this sidewalk in the early morning. I saw the strangest pile of dog crap i had ever seen. I was in a rush so didn’t stop and study it but it looked like the pile was of almost identical pieces. They were all about the exact same size and were a very light brown with occasional white parts. I was pretty disgusted because this sidewalk almost always has dog poop on it. A half hour later i was rushing back by. The sun was finally up so it was light enough for me to see that it was not a pile of dog feces. They were cheese-sticks. Ravens or dogs ate them within the hour.
“You recycle?” Devren asked in a condescending tone.
I sure do. I have to save the planet.
“What – do you think you’re Captain Planet or something?” He shot back.
Nope. Captain Planet has nothing on me, man. Nothing.
“Yeah he does. Captain Planet can fly. Captain Planet can fly, Zieak.”