Ryan McFarland

A huge thank you to Heather for the G.I. Joe dvd. That’s right - she gave me the Joe movie which includes many of the original psa clips from the end of the episodes. Now i can get rid of my vhs version. (Which Heather also gave me.) If you have not seen the parodies you really should.

Hundra (Color/104 minutes/1983) Starring: Laurene Landon John Ghaffari and Romiro Oliveros. “It was a time of darkness. It was a savage age when men were the masters. And women were the slaves. But from the darkness of oppression there arose a valiant tribe of women who dared to be free. Their leader was fearless and invincible. Her prowess was legend. Her beauty unequaled. Her name was HUNDRA. But it came to pass that a thundering horde of barbarian men descended upon Hundra’s rebellious camp. And in an orgy of flashing steel, all were slain. All but Hundra. And so it was that Hundra set out to seek vengeance upon all men. Until she encountered the one force that could stop her. The love of a woman for a man!”

This movie was good (and you know when i say “good” i mean “bad”) but not The Adventures of Rollerblade 7 good. If you want to see it Amy and i have decided to circulate the VHS tape (sorry folks, this one probably won’t be available on DVD very soon) as long as people attach a review to the box. Amy loaned it to Ron who wrote “What a joke… fast forward through the entire tape - you’ll get just as much out of it and will only waste 15 minutes of your time!” Now i don’t want to spoil the movie for you - but there are sections that you could watch in fast forward and only miss out on the soundtrack which goes something like this “dum, dum dum, dun dun, dun dun…” for - oh - 104 minutes.