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Food pyramid

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon, Links 1 Comment »

I can’t remember when they got rid of the four food groups and went to the pyramid scheme. But they just revamped the logo. Go to their site and you get a custom recommendation. Mine says that i can eat 25 strips of bacon a day if they average 8 grams each. No wonder i’m famished.

Bacon Appreciation Day

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon 1 Comment »

When i was creating my odd holiday script i found a few days that did not have any scheduled festivities. Today was one of them. I decided to declare July 19th Bacon Appreciation Day. With that I’d like to announce the creation of baconbytes.net.  I wish i had spent more time to get the site fully packed with information on this wonderful meat. I’ll be adding links, articles, recipes, reviews, and other stuff to the site. I promise.

Other notable events for July 19th:
The first day of me working in Petersburg, Alaska.
The Seneca Falls Convention (1st women’s rights conference)
Mike Tyson raping Desiree Washington.
Doc Holiday kills for the first time.

neato

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon, Links 6 Comments »

Here are some neat things on the internet like a google map combined with 2000 census info.

I do get pissy when someone out-barbie-crafts me. Of course, if you want to make me feel better you could get me this cell phone. This sign made me laugh so hard i started to cry. Have you grokked yet? I should give props to Hezz for the bacon bandages. They almost make me want wounds.

Baconnered

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon, Thoughts 1 Comment »

Baconnered - it is like hammered but better. (Ham, bacon - get it?)

bacon as a cult item

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon 5 Comments »

I bought myself a book at Urban Outfitters. 101 Things to Do Before You Die. One of the things listed is to start a cult website. I don’t think my personal site counts. Using my shirt designs could help fund the hosting and domain registration of my site. I have sold 35 Mr. Yuk items through CafePress bringing me a whopping $68.09. But i didn’t invent Mr. Yuk. I didn’t invent the phrase “mmm… bacon” either. But i did add a graphic and have sold 13 items snagging $24.63 that i didn’t have before. I think a site with more bacon designs, a collection of bacon related wav files, maybe a recipe list, avatars, desktop images… So what do you think the name of the site should be? Other suggestions?

What domain should i register?
baconbytes.net
baconbyte.com
baconaholic.com
bacononymous.com

mmm… bacon!

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon, Links 2 Comments »

You know when you come up with a great idea but then find out that you were too late? That just happened to me with my bacon scented candle idea. Damn. At least i have an original t-shirt design that compliments the scent. Further research found that some bear hunters have been using these bacon scented candles. (Scroll down from the doe-in-heat candles.) I’m not so sure i want to smell bacon every time i get in my car though.

This is making me hungry. I think i’ll go eat some Wheaties.

Bacon Angel!

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon No Comments »

A little snippet from a Dilbert comic strip has enormous significance to me. Click on it to see the full comic.

Bacon Angel

The ever-popular bacon

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon No Comments »

The second in the “bacon lover’s trilogy” has arrived in my cafepress store.

mmm... bacon!

Just email me if you’d like to see a design on a different style shirt or have a design request.

When i grow up

By Ryan McFarland in Bacon 1 Comment »

After many hours of soul searching i think i have nailed down what i want to be. Is there any such thing as a Bacon Cheeseburgographer?

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