Ryan McFarland

I order my burgers “plain and dry”. Just like my sense of humor. Sadly my burgers are sometimes delivered with a salad on top and a paste of 65% oil mixed with vinegar and egg. I then apply my own secret combination of ketchup and mustard to create the perfect blend of beef and pig flesh drizzled with artificial cheese. If i wanted salad i’d order it. If i wanted mayo i hope you’d tackle me and restrain me while you demanded to know what they have done with the “real Zieak”.