Ryan McFarland

If you have been sitting around wondering what you can give as a gift to me (or maybe you know somebody else that you want to get a gift and you were waiting to know what kinds of things i want because you know that if i want it then they will like it. or if… never mind.) then here are a few ideas.

There are a few things for my 2002 Suzuki Grand Vitara like fog lamps, clear lenses for my bumper, or maybe a trailer hitch (although i don’t have a trailer). I’d try to figure out how to wire one of the switches to a blue light for responding to fire calls. That might make it so that i didn’t have an accident while fumbling around for my light.

Because of my ongoing projects i’m quite interested in scrabble tiles, tinker toys (not the new plastic ones), gosh… it seems like there are lots of other things i need to have a lot of to get the project done. I’ll update this as i think of them.

I’m still very into Dr. Seuss, Guinness, Lego…

Last minute gift ideas - it’s Christmas eve (or Ronald Reagan’s birthday eve) and you can’t sleep because of the excitement of the coming day and suddenly you realize you didn’t get me a gift. That’s ok - you still have time! These will even arrive in time for me to enjoy them on Christmas day too! A Walmart gift card will let me download music at the price of $.88 each song. A $15 gift card (you can select any dollar amount between $10 and $2,500) would buy me 17 songs. At an average of three and a half minutes per song that comes to 59.5 minutes - almost an hour. I charge $50 an hour to dj so i could turn your $15 gift into 17 songs AND $50 with the chance of playing those 17 songs again for another $50. This really is a good investment. Much less expensive than bailing me out of jail after the RIAA tracks me down. Give the gift that keeps on giving… me money. Amazon.com gift certificates are also a good last minute idea. And with the number of eBay purchases i have been making an eBay gift certificate is a great way to encourage me to superglue stuff together.