Gone in 23 seconds

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I locked myself out of my car this morning. Amy had given me back my spare key some time ago and i have kept it in the car for the occasional fire call response. (I leave my car unlocked at home but lock it while at work.) Using two plastic wedges designed for tree falling and a one inch wide, four foot long, flat piece of metal i was able to unlock my car in about 23 seconds.



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14 Responses to “Gone in 23 seconds”

  1. kari kari Says:

    Your anecdotes are always fun to read- interesting and entertaining. I like the record of time taken to complete the task in this entry– 23 seconds… not 25 or a 1/2 min…. kind of like airline time. “uh, yes, that flight will be arriving at 0423″.

  2. amy amy Says:

    he made me stand there and time him

  3. Zieak Zieak Says:

    I asked quite nicely if you could time me while i broke into my car. Thank you for being kind enough to spare 23 seconds. I am sorry to have made you that much later for work.

  4. amy amy Says:

    no it was ok- i just thought it was funny, champ

  5. kevin dean kevin dean Says:

    one time i gave a crack head 50 cents to squeeze his skinny arm through the little gap as i pulled the window out… to boot it was in front of a police station and not one cop asked what we were doing.

  6. kari kari Says:

    but kevin, how much time did it take?

  7. kari kari Says:

    amy- you see that kevin PAID his help? although I have good reason to believe that had zieak offered payment it would have come to you in pesos. Si o no?

  8. Zieak Zieak Says:

    I’m not about to encourage a habit like Kevin did. Amy will have to find someone else to get money from for her crack habit.

  9. amy amy Says:

    don’t you be talking bout my crack habit sucka when you be drinkin da guinness

  10. kevin dean kevin dean Says:

    well, i promised the guy $10 at first…. then i played the old well you can have all the change in my car trick. i must admit i didn’t time it but if i were to guess i’d have to say including the time his arm was stuck in the window because i let go… 2min

  11. angela angela Says:

    at least it wasn’t baci this time… :)

  12. cece cece Says:

    I love the image of the crack head with his arm stuck in your window! That would have been the perfect time for a cop to ask what was going on. But with your luck, you’d get a ticket (or arrested) for breaking into your own truck.

  13. hezz hezz Says:

    don’t worry guys, we’re working on amys crack problem.

  14. amy amy Says:

    working on making it worse?

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