Zapped

zieak ♦ September 24, 2004 ♦ 4 Comments

This “comedy/sci-fi” movie from 1982 stars Scott Baio (the dude from Charles in Charge) as a high school senior that accidentally gains telekinetic powers. What else would you expect after mixing some

growth formula, beer, and some fluid extracted from cannabis? Sadly, Scott’s character (Barney) only exposes Heather Thomas’ (the hot chick in The Fall Guy!) chest twice during the movie (and once was a boob double). Don’t worry – he manages to use his powers to remove other bras and tops. But while i’m talking about Heather Thomas… I did a bit of a Google Image Search (widely known as a GIS) for her and realized why she seemed familiar. I remember a picture of her with just a towel and a towering 80s haircut and this one of her in a white bikini. Ok – I’ll stop obsessing. Back to the fact that this movie had very little to do with telekinesis… This film should have been about the two mice in the scuba outfits. They could have used their telekinetic powers to remove Heather Thomas’ top and then we wouldn’t have had to deal with Bernadette (the class president). I was fascinated by the Mongoloid pitcher of the Tigers baseball team. (Our “hero” was a bench-ridden player for the Penguins who naturally won the game using his powers.)

Since it seems that Google image surfers seem to like the results on this page here are some high quality images of Heather Thomas…