looks more like a fish bowl to me. this would serve better as a disclaimer for SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS. “CAUTION!!!PELIGRO!!! KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! SPONGE BOB,PATRICK AND SANDY ARE CARTOON CHARACTERS AND THERE FOR YOU WOULD HAVE TO SERIOUSLY RETARDED TO TRY THIS.”
um… i’m wondering if i should have read this string of posts…. aaaaaaahhhhh… ok, well i like the baby just the way it is but if you caption it with don’t let you child crawl around while he or she’s “asphyxiating”. [grin]
These types of warnings just cheat natural selection. This means stupid people will just keep on breeding. Shame. If they didn’t breed, then children would be safer, as the right sign indicates.
just last week there was an article in my paper about how a death “allegedly” caused by auto-asphyxiation was ruled accidental instead of intentional (as they normally are?) which meant the guy’s mom could collect his life insurance. Hmmm, the financial benefits of your child’s deviant behavior?
A classmate of mine in college died from it right before christmas break one year. His roommate found him.
But I’ve never heard of women dying this way.
How completely awful to find someone’s body suffocated and in some sort of masturbatory state.
I have read that the penis is often missing from fishing accident victims - those that fall overboard peeing - have them eaten off quickly. I think i’d probably tuck back in if i went overboard. Maybe it is an urban (well, “rural” really) legend ensuring that you never end up finding someone with their fly down.
September 21st, 2004 at 10:21 pm
looks more like a fish bowl to me. this would serve better as a disclaimer for SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS. “CAUTION!!!PELIGRO!!! KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! SPONGE BOB,PATRICK AND SANDY ARE CARTOON CHARACTERS AND THERE FOR YOU WOULD HAVE TO SERIOUSLY RETARDED TO TRY THIS.”
September 21st, 2004 at 10:22 pm
opps! BE RETARDED.
September 22nd, 2004 at 4:21 am
is the one on the left participating in whatever it’s called when you asphixiate yourself to enhance orgasms? That could make a good t-shirt too.
September 22nd, 2004 at 4:22 am
asphyxiate
Quick, someone call my fifth grade teacher, I just used the dictionary to look up how to spell a word!
September 22nd, 2004 at 5:40 am
LOL! CECE THATS SO SICK MINDED OF YOU! LOL! FUNNY AS HELL THOUGH! AND YES I KNOW CAP’S MEAN I’M SCREAMING!!!!! LOL!
September 22nd, 2004 at 8:11 am
um… i’m wondering if i should have read this string of posts…. aaaaaaahhhhh… ok, well i like the baby just the way it is but if you caption it with don’t let you child crawl around while he or she’s “asphyxiating”. [grin]
September 22nd, 2004 at 4:34 pm
Stupid people shouldn’t be able to have plastic bags to LET little kids smuffle on. And to think, we have all of these disclaimers because people sue.
September 23rd, 2004 at 3:39 am
These types of warnings just cheat natural selection. This means stupid people will just keep on breeding. Shame. If they didn’t breed, then children would be safer, as the right sign indicates.
September 23rd, 2004 at 10:26 am
cece,
its called “breath-play” or “auto-asphyxiation”….. so i was told.
September 25th, 2004 at 6:23 am
just last week there was an article in my paper about how a death “allegedly” caused by auto-asphyxiation was ruled accidental instead of intentional (as they normally are?) which meant the guy’s mom could collect his life insurance. Hmmm, the financial benefits of your child’s deviant behavior?
A classmate of mine in college died from it right before christmas break one year. His roommate found him.
But I’ve never heard of women dying this way.
September 26th, 2004 at 7:21 pm
How completely awful to find someone’s body suffocated and in some sort of masturbatory state.
I have read that the penis is often missing from fishing accident victims - those that fall overboard peeing - have them eaten off quickly. I think i’d probably tuck back in if i went overboard. Maybe it is an urban (well, “rural” really) legend ensuring that you never end up finding someone with their fly down.