I mentioned my brief stint in NMOA before. Well here are a few digitally remastered (not really) mp3 files of our stuff. Sadly I have only one full song of the four original songs. Sloth is now available as a single file. Arthropod Murderers was cut off at the end so some of the good parts are missing. Aw heck, who am i kidding? There aren’t any good parts.
Sloth
Arthropod Murderers
Lyrics:
Sloth
This is… N.M.O.A.!
Sloth! Sloth! (Two-toed, that is.)
Sloth! Slo-[cough]
Is a sloth a marsupial?
Wombat!
Sloth! Sloth. Sloth.
Sloths are not marsupials.
Sloths are marsupials.
Sloths are mammals.
Marsupials are mammals.
Sloths do not nurse their young in a pouch.
You murse your nung in a pouch.
(Unintelligible) Marsupial! Marsupial!
Marsupial! Sloth. Sloth!
Sloth! Sloth! Wombat!
(Unintelligble) Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Two-toed sloth!
Nurse your young in a pouch! Raaaargh!
(Unintelligble) …nurse their young in a pouch.
They do! Nurse their young in a pouch. Marsupials.
Rrrargh. Sloth Sloth Sloth! Sloth!
Marsupials! Sloooooottttthhhhhrrrrrghhhh…
Arthropod Murderers
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Arthropod murderers! (Unintellible for about a minute with the occasional “arthropod murderers” or “arthropod death” coming through the gibberish. There also is a little something about killing spiders in the shower.)
Tiffany Borges on 
April 6th, 2004 at 3:44 pm
I remember what MOA is…but what did N stand for?
VERY glad it wasn’t my job to transcribe those songs.
April 6th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
We were “Nazi Milkmen on Acid” although none of us were Nazis and none had ever done acid. One of the three of us did work in the dairy department of a Wegmans though.
April 8th, 2004 at 3:22 am
i must have called wber requesting nmoa 100 times in one night
April 10th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
I think there’s a tape of a dj saying on air that he doesn’t have any NMOA. Z, did that tape make it up to you?
January 11th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
It did - i should convert that to an mp3 too.