NMOA
I mentioned my brief stint in NMOA before. Well here are a few digitally remastered (not really) mp3 files of our stuff. Sadly I have only one full song of the four original songs. Sloth is now available as a single file. Arthropod Murderers was cut off at the end so some of the good parts are missing. Aw heck, who am i kidding? There aren’t any good parts.
Sloth
Arthropod Murderers
Lyrics:
Sloth
This is… N.M.O.A.!
Sloth! Sloth! (Two-toed, that is.)
Sloth! Slo-[cough]
Is a sloth a marsupial?
Wombat!
Sloth! Sloth. Sloth.
Sloths are not marsupials.
Sloths are marsupials.
Sloths are mammals.
Marsupials are mammals.
Sloths do not nurse their young in a pouch.
You murse your nung in a pouch.
(Unintelligible) Marsupial! Marsupial!
Marsupial! Sloth. Sloth!
Sloth! Sloth! Wombat!
(Unintelligble) Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Two-toed sloth!
Nurse your young in a pouch! Raaaargh!
(Unintelligble) …nurse their young in a pouch.
They do! Nurse their young in a pouch. Marsupials.
Rrrargh. Sloth Sloth Sloth! Sloth!
Marsupials! Sloooooottttthhhhhrrrrrghhhh…
Arthropod Murderers
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Arthropod murderers! (Unintellible for about a minute with the occasional “arthropod murderers” or “arthropod death” coming through the gibberish. There also is a little something about killing spiders in the shower.)
- Posted in: Zieak

I remember what MOA is…but what did N stand for?
VERY glad it wasn’t my job to transcribe those songs.
We were “Nazi Milkmen on Acid” although none of us were Nazis and none had ever done acid. One of the three of us did work in the dairy department of a Wegmans though.
i must have called wber requesting nmoa 100 times in one night
I think there’s a tape of a dj saying on air that he doesn’t have any NMOA. Z, did that tape make it up to you?
It did – i should convert that to an mp3 too.