Pintsacking

zieak ♦ March 21, 2004 ♦ 3 Comments

I love my brother. Here are a few snippets from our conversation today.

bataartist: i actually cleaned my apartment thinking that – well maybe if i get lucky it’d be cool to have a clean apartment… what a waste of time
zieak: that is too funny!
bataartist: yeah well…
bataartist: i like to plan for what will never happen
zieak: dirty apartments will be promoted by the religious right as a form of celibacy.
*** Auto-response from Kevin McFarland: sorry… i’m smoking crack
zieak: lol

Yep – i can see it now. All kinds of funding to encourage young people to keep sloppy apartments. Neither Kevin nor I can figure out what he was trying to say in this next sentence – but the results will last forever…

bataartist: i think i was mdamn pintsacking [mcing] a ‘fat girl’ last night…
bataartist: she was cool though
bataartist: pint sacking?
bataartist: pintsacking… a typo that’s going to be my new favorite word
zieak: pintsacking – and the definition?
bataartist: “beer goggles”
zieak: lol – “i wouldn’t normally hook up with her – but i was pintsacking.”
bataartist: “i was so was so wasted last night i pintsacked that girl from the liquor store”

So there you have it. The birth of a new word. Google has 0 results for the word at the time of this writing – but once their bots crawl my site again it will be on. So go ahead and start using pintsack, pintsacked, and pintsacking. Maybe pintsacker. Pehaps pintsackor…