Ryan McFarland

I had a dream the other night. Part of it had a Smurf in it. That smurf - Cancer Smurf - inspired me to collect a list of “unlikely smurfs”

Double Amputee Smurf, Teenage Pregnancy Smurfette, Dirty Old Papa Smurf, Lazy Eye Smurf, Tourette’s Smurf, High School Dropout Smurf, Minimum Wage Smurf, Phlegm Smurf, Elected to Office but Dumb as a Rock Smurf, Chronic Acne Smurf, Gateway Drug Smurf, Registered Sex Offender Smurf, Assisted Suicide Smurf, Statutory Rape Smurf, Excessive Piercings Smurf, Wastewater Treatment Smurf, Cannibal Smurf, Embezzling Accountant Smurf, H@X0r $mUrf, Chewing Tobacco Smurf, Whiskey Smurf, Muslim Extremist Smurf, Gender Confusion Smurf, Needle Sharing Smurf, Leprosy Smurf, Silicone Smurfette, Serial Killer Smurf… post your ideas in the comments. (Special thanks to Amy, Karin, CC, Mr. B, Neil, Joe, Sean, and others who helped create this list.)